Assemble your dream team to save the universe

Lindsay Lohan
Justin Bieber
Miley Cyrus
Kanye West
Donald Trump
Shia LeBouf
Tom Cruise
and special guest star
George W. Bush

 

My gods evil doers will run miles when they see that team. Or have fits of appoplexy

 

why does the universe need saving?

why does God need a star ship?

who asks questions like this..?

Is the next question dumb?
Is the previous question dumb?

OK I give..~~~~

there is not a universe left that has not been saved...given and such

that is counting the infinite number of dimensions in an infinite number of universes

Hands down..

what was the question?

in assembly coding macro's

enter
macro-team forms
the God of God and such likes
the weakest link in the chain -- called life
EM trans-system-linkage into nows
new then newer things and stuff --- lots of stuffs (the plural of stuff)
macro-team create
blur realities between everywhere and then, some..
macro-team action
save universe and inhabs there of.
deposit inhabs into next universe.. (maybe)
Macro end game
finally stop

++++++loop++++++

 

I think those are what would be known as "disposable heroes"

Justin Bieber -- first to die because he's just worthless to the program. Whatever horror awaits them....he'll encounter it first with unceremonious finality.

Miley Cyrus and Lindsay Lohan-- because every good venture to save the universe needs at least one (formerly) hot chick(who gets a temporary return to form) to meet a horrible (or perhaps even semi-erotic) demise. As to which will be the more desireable participant in the endeavor to go first? Hmmmm....but the other will surely follow after putting up a decent fight. (Kinda like Dietrich, Ferro, and Vasquez from ALIENS)

Kanye West -- Because black guys usually die in these endeavors. Just ask Joe Morton(circa Terminator 2: Judgment Day), who jokes "never be the black man in a sci-fi movie. He always dies.".

Donald Trump -- he'll be the Peter Weylan (Prometheus) or even Charles Bishop Weylan (Aliens vs Predator) of the team. He'll have his own agenda (which doesn't get revealed until after he's sweet talked the rest of the team into getting this far into the venture) which perverts the mission of the dream team (as if it weren't perverted enough with this ensemble as it is), and he'll meet his demise...perhaps not as horrible as Miley Cyrus', Kanye West's...and especially Justin Bieber's. Money can't buy you everything.

Shia LeBouf -- He might be the only person who would actually last about as long as Tom Cruise, but in the end will snuffeth...and might even die a decently noble death.

Special Guest Star "Dubyah": The old guy in the team... and he'll perish from some technical mishap or just a stray bullet/blaster bolt/spear/falling boulder, etc....or just general incompetence.


...although, like the unexpected heroine, Ripley, I think Tom Cruise might actually be the soul survivor....to be emotionally and physically bereaved from his experience, only to be selected for a future adventure with another cast of disposable heroes. (Minaj, Barrack Obama, Taylor Swift, with One Direction as the inept, pretty boy mercenaries, and special guest star H. Ross Perot).

Again, Cruise...sole survivor. Although, as an option, Taylor Switft..or worse, one of the One Direction kids... might survive, ala Newt from ALIENS....only to hopefully meet a horrible demise at the beginning of the next adventure.

 

^ Taylor Swift is my hero!

 

James Bond is the James T. Kirk of 20th Century Earth.

 

She's on my list of dream people to photograph.....

I love that song "Shake it off" but damn I keep hearing it everywhere that I don't think it belongs.. The Biggest Loser uses it as their theme song here in Australia yuck..

Oh and check this out while the song fits it's just not right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2FtHZlC0XY

 

Superman
Green Lantern
Dr. Manhattan

These 3 could fix anything.

 

She's on my Dream List of people I'd like to meet or see in concert

 

Harry Potter
Frodo Baggins
General Obi Wan Kenobi
Seven of Nine
Bumblebee
Terminator (Schwarzenegger)
Katniss Everdeen
Ted Clubberlang
Kevin, Bob, and Stuart

 

James West is the James Bond of 19th Century Earth.

 

If the universe isn't saved by Ace and Gary, I don't want it saved.

 

1 million bunnies
the TARDIS that's all you'd need

 

Lucsley and Dulmur

 

Or a million tribbles. Just ask Scotty... they're no tribble at all.

 

Me as the Boss, Johny Gat, Duke Nukum and Sledge Hammer... Trust me, I know what I'm doing...

 

OMG that show..... Loved that show.

 

Isaiah Bone (or Black Dynamite)
John Creasy
Blade
Papa Midnite
Jenny Everywhere
Coffy
Squirrel Girl
Michelle Rodriguez as Herself

 

Before stuff.

 

The Fourth Doctor
The Crew of the TOS Enterprise
Buck Rogers (Gil) and Flash Gordon (Filmation)
Starbuck
Han Solo
Space Ghost
Superman (Danny Dark's)
Godzilla