Seven Words in TNG

to Headline News. The disturbing story of

 

reality TV not only ruined his day

 

but also tended to make the crew

 

accident-prone. "Captain, I'm afraid I fell

 

trying to cartwheel down the ramp after

 

my shoes turned into cheese". Rikers balls

 

, tennis balls, were flying everywhere in the

 

Ten-Forward lounge, knocking over full glasses of

 

Space Drink, the preferred beverage of Starfleet

 

engineers, who often had trouble identifying the

 

specific properties of anything, using generic names

 

such as "juice" and "baked stuff" to

 

try to hide their lack of knowledge

 

. Unfortunately, that had unfortunate consequences when dealing

 

tennis balls in ten forward. A Ninja

 

bartender was swiftly slicing lemons with his

 

Ginsu knives, which were only twelve easy

 

to use array of slicing kitchenware. Batman

 

inexplicably in the lounge having a beer,

 

when Geordi offered to give him a