TOS five word thingy!!!

paid a bribe to the

 

Vulcan Ministry of Menschkeit &

 

Hammerschmidtz, a notoriously corrupt and

 

nefarious organiztion determined to fleece

 

every last credit from the

 

naive, but wealthy, Gasinahr turistas.

 

These turistas were fond of

 

officially-licensed Gasinahr whoopee cushins

 

that made for great prank

 

operations aimed at constipated Klingons

 

who tended to make lots

 

of "gaseous anomilies", as Dr. M'Benga

 

would say, while reaching for

 

a ceremonial d'ktagh blade to

 

even the bravest and most

 

relied upon when it came

 

facing the horrible, scarry little

 

creatures from the Epsilon Tauri