TOS five word thingy!!!

suspected he wasn't using contraception."

 

"I'm surprised this hasn't happened

 

before in the annals of

 

Uranus where they tend to...

 

frown upon gravid officers . . ."

Spock

 

, trained midwife and wet nurse,

 

spoke first on the subject...

 

"Kirk's pregnancy is highly illogical

 

and is likely to cause

 

hemorrhoids and a possible prolapse."

 

McCoy wasn't so sure. "Carthorses

 

are found only on Rigel,

 

but rye gel has nothing

 

in common with hair-gel."

 

"Fascinating. Jim's ass-child is analagous

 

to a floor wax added

 

to the underbelly of a

 

submarine and squeezed through a

 

Belgian, you catch my drift?"

 

Beem me up obiwan kanobi! Lol