nuTrek 7-word game!

to make so much noise that the

 

entire sector would be carpet bombed quiet.

 

"We now interrupt this shameful display to

 

bring you news on a sale at

 

Klingmart. Limited time only: Bat'leth's for only

 

100 credits! And don't forget to bring

 

your goat leggings for an extra 5%

 

off your purchase! It's all

 

in the fine print on your tickets.

 

The commercial ended with obviously fake testimonials

 

made by individuals who got free passage

 

aboard ore freighters to the Gamma Hydra

 

Waterslide Fun Complex, where free-spirited Klingon

 

traders and scouts would spend hours entertaining

 

goat-herders into spending their money on overpriced

 

sheepskins and X-Boxes.

Admiral Pike got his wheelchair

 

fitted with expensive golden rims so that

 

everyone would know how cool he was

 

. He thought about jacking the chair, but

 

reconsidered after the Starfleet admiralty refused to