If it's Tuesday, it means it's time for a new Caption Contest! We were a little light on captions last week, but not on the funny, nice captions everyone! Now to our winners: For proving that life never turns out the way you think, our winner is: For poking fun at one of the weirdest expressions I've ever heard, our winner is: And for Showing us that Klingons have a special ritual and name for everything, our winner is: Since we didn't have any PhotoShops this time around, I decided we should have a Special Winner for reminding us That Jake Sisko was still on DS9 all seven Seasons award: Congratulations to our winners! And now, onto our new Contest!
Mark Allen Sheppard: What, now not only do I never get to speak but I'm a ghost now too? Sisko: (off screen) I told her that traditional Creole Cooking required for food to cook suspended in the air. Worf: (off screen) She is gullible, do you think that would work in tricking her to pick up my dirty socks? Armin Shimmerman: What do you mean you have more lines than I do in this episode?! Mom: Damn this DSL!
Dax: Chief! Oprah is about to start and you messed with the antenna again. I'm calling the cable guy! O'Brien: NOOOOOOOO!
In later years, Morn was comprised almost entirely out of alcoholic vapors. Klingon insect foggers were predictably inefficient. Jake: "Really, Quark? I've always loved you, too!" Audience: "" Quark: "You've acquired my heart, Jake!" Audience: "" Jake: "Let's write a new love story together!" Audience: ""
In her academy days, Dax won admission to her sorority of choice when she brought Klingon bongs to the party. Quark: Why do you sit around staring at a fuzzy screen all day? Dax: Commander Carey told Captain Sisko that if you get the Cartoon Network and the Adult Channel, they put your name in a special file.
Thank you for the victory Morn: "Odo, you must go to the Dagobah system, where you will learn from the Jedi Master... Hey, cut that out, that's just rude!" Worf to Sisko: "Confidentially, there's no meaning to this Klingon rite, besides checking your prospective bride for armpit hair." Quark: "You're lucky I'm not Brunt. He'd tell you that you'd be invading his personal bubble right now." Helm: "Approaching the Magic Eye nebula, sir. I think I can make out the Dominion fleet." Navigator: "Nah, it's just a couple of dolphins."
Kira (os): "Dax, now that you and Worf are back from your honeymoon I was wondering, how big Worf's unit? Dax: "It's this ...
Quark: "How can the Federation economy not involve money? It just doesn't make any sense! Seriously, this is just some communist bullshit nobody can explain!" Jake: "Yeah, I try not to think about it too much."
Friends don't let other friends drive space stations drunk. Worf (OS): "When you said let's get physical, I didn't think you meant strength training." Jake: "I realize you're Ferengi, but you're gonna have to spring for mouthwash. No wonder you haven't had a date in five years."
Bit of a stretch, but the pose reminds me of... Jake: "I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order."
SISKO: Who was your piloting instructor again? DAX: Last name was Troi. Dina...Dinah...something like that. Why?
Coming this Summer to a theater near you: Ghost Morn! Sirella (off camera): "I said hold up two brassiers, not braziers." Quark: "I finally got Rom's stench out of the men's room." Dax: "Bitch hung up on me."
Odo was mildly surprised to learn that Morn's oft-heard claim that he "wasn't really there" until he had his first cup of raktajino was a literal fact. Jadzia: Hot water. For Kirayoshi's birth. I brought it. ...and they say I'm not the maternal kind. Quark: Jake, that steamy Andorian mystery you wrote has got a helluva turnover. These Starfleet types really love the blue eh..you know. Can you write Bolians? Jadzia claimed that a gaseous anomaly nearby prevented the Defiant from retrieving the data regarding Earth's historic 2010 "World Cup", allegedly attended by Romulan agents in disguise -- but others claimed to hear her muttering about those "damned vuvuzelas" shortly before the subspace receiver went down.
Sisko: "O'Brien, I thought I told you to order the converter boxes for the analog-to-digital TV switch?"