Silly Summaries of TNG Episodes

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  1. Karzak

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  2. JesterFace

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    Very true, it's even more disgusting if you've seen 'Generations' before this episode, that's the order I saw them in.
     
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    Even if you don't love the episode, make sure you avoid Star Trek Generations. It's just not that good.
     
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    "not that good" is not a honest description of 'Generations', more like it's bad, it's crap, it's hideous...
     
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    Cause and Effect

    The Enterprise bumps into Frasier.

    The Enemy

    Geordi wishes he had beamed down with more than a phaser and tricorder.

    Where Silence has Lease

    Wesley is glad he wasn't at the helm when Nagilium kills the unlucky redshirt filling in for him.

    The Face of the Enemy

    Worf's hair has grown to ponytail length since last week.

    The Naked Now/Where No One Has Gone Before/The Arsenal of Freedom/Skin of Evil

    Meet the Enterprise's New Chief Engineer!
     
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    Peak Performance

    After the Admirals at Starfleet Admiralty order Picard to engage the heavily armed Enterprise in a war game, Picard explains that Starfleet isn't a military.
     
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    STARSHIP MINE

    Picard sets his phaser on 'Indiana Jones' after a group of robbers try to steal his rubbish.
     
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    Qpid

    Q watches Robin Hood: Men in Tights and is so taken with Picard's performance that he wants to see how he handles the starring role. Q later becomes so taken with Vash's performance that he steals her from Picard to star in his more...intimate films.

    Parallels

    Worf gets back from a Bat'leth tournament drunk as a Tarkellian skunk and passes out. He then hallucinates that he's jumping through parallel realities.
     
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    Redemption

    KLINGON CLEAVAGE ALERT!!!
     
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    Redemption, part 2

    More KLINGON CLEAVAGE with 2 dimensional space where you can't fly around a detection grid.
     
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    The Measure of a Man

    The only TNG episode where the broadcast version
    and the porn adaptation have the exact same title.
     
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    The Best of Both Worlds

    A scheming bitch tries to steal command Riker's job: and the Borg almost conquer earth.


    Journey's End

    Wesley leaves this dimension to be with a mysterious older man who's shown interest in him. Honest.
     
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    Bloodlines

    A character from a first season episode we'd all forgotten returns to seek revenge against Captain Picard.

    Half A Life

    An Ensign Ro lookalike wants her daddy to die because he's old and embarrassing. Parents are so lame!

    Phantasm

    Data eats Counselor Troi. Not as exciting as it sounds.
     
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    Does it leave a mark?
     
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    I can't add anything, except, this thread is great. You guys gave me some good laughs :)



    One of the best things about Frasier is, that there are many Star Trek related jokes. My favourite is probably the episode, in which Fraiser is tricked into making a speech in Klingon at a Bat-Mizwa.

    The sketch for the 30th Anniversary show was pretty good as well.
     
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    Genesis
    Dr. Crusher really sucks at being a doctor. Everyone becomes mutants.

    Imaginary Friend
    A little girl has an imaginary friend who is not imaginary & spoiler alert: Not a friend

    In Theory
    A woman has absolutely no damn idea WTF she is doing with her life, & Data is there
     
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    A permanent skid mark, yes