TOS five word thingy!!!

were often so wild that

 

the caller had to close

 

down all the lines rather

 

than watch the psychedelic dancers.



(o/t comment: in square-dancing, the "caller" is the person who tells the dancers which steps to do next )

 

Psychedelic dancers were very fun

 

but Medusans found them bland.

 

Medusans had evolved to be

 

way psychedelic-er than Starfleet dancers

 

and could display light shows

 

just by sneezing. This was

 

particularly convenient whenever a party

 

happened on planets without electricity.

 

Medusan light shows won awards

 

all across the Federation, and

 

even the Klingon Empire honored

 

them. The Medusans loved Klingon

 

opera and once sponsored a

 

performing arts gala, where the

 

emcee of the festivities offered

 

free blindfolds and earplugs, so