CAPTION THIS Dies Screaming!

"You put your right arm in...you take your right arm out! You put your right arm in..."

 

"So - we were flying at this altitude over Macho Grande...."

 

Tony Stark's younger brother Eddie was always a day late and a dollar short.

 

The Mk I Muton left something to be desired, Ironblood thought.

 

Spaceman Spiff never intended to become a notorious jewelry thief-- but once he saw how pretty Mrs Winchester's bracelet looked on his suit, there was no turning back.

 

Hail Skroob!





Even aliens liked girl on girl porn.

 

"I am Darth Vader from the Planet... VULCAN!"

 

Over Macho Grande?



"Ma'am, my logic circuits tell me that this would be an excellent opportunity to do the time warp again."

 

No, I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande....

 

"I've heard of safe sex, but THIS..."

 

"Ahhh, that felt good. Goddamn, I had to piss like a racehorse."

 

Few scenes in Science Fiction match the drama of Jessica Fletcher realizing that it was actually the Venusians who did it, in the climactic scene of Alien Invasion, She Wrote.

 

Unfortunately the only program the space robots got from Earth was the History Channel.

 

Star Trek only put the nails in the coffin, alien space Nazis killed sci-fi as a genre long before.

 

The Martians had no resistance to the music in our atmosphere to which we have long since become immune. Once they had heard our radio, our television, which no longer affect us, began to kill them. The end came swiftly. All over the world, their machines began to stop and fall. After all that men could do had failed, the Martians were destroyed and humanity was saved by the littlest thing, which God, in His wisdom, had put upon this Earth, the Macarena.

 

^

It is deadly, isn't it?

 

Woman: "You need to have a talk with whoever does your nails. A little color would go a long way."

 

Madge discovers that not all customers react well to "You're soaking in it."