"The Naked Time" Line-by-Line

RILEY [OC]: I've relieved Mister Scott of his duties. Now, attention, cooks. This is your captain speaking. I would like double portions of ice cream for the entire crew.

 

KIRK: Clear that tube, will you?

Sulu in "Flashback": Don't tell me Vulcans don't have a sense of humor, because I know better.

 

Kirk: Clear that tube, will you?

 

UHURA: Yes, sir.

 

Riley [OC]: And now, your captain will render an ancient Irish favourite. (sings) I'll take you home again Kathleen

 

SPOCK: Captain. At our present rate of descent, we have less than twenty minutes before we enter planet atmosphere.

 

KIRK: And burn up. I know, Mister Spock.

 

Riley [OC]: Wild and wide to where your heart

 

KIRK: Captain's Log, stardate 1704.4. Ship out of control, spiraling down towards planet Psi 2000. We have nineteen minutes of life left without engine power or helm control.

[Corridor outside Engineering]

KIRK: How did Riley get in there?

 

Scotty: He ran in, said you wanted us on the bridge.

 

KIRK: He's cut off both helm and power.

 

Scotty: And he shut the door behind us and locked off the mechanism.

 

KIRK: Can't you get to the auxiliary?

 

Scotty: I can't, he's hooked everything through the main panel in there. (to one of his engineers) Get up to my office and pull the plans for this bulkhead. (to Kirk) Now, the only way to get that door open is to cut through these wall circuits here.

 

[Engineering]

RILEY: (singing) The roses all have left your cheeks. I've watched them fade away and die..

 

(Bridge)

Spock: Status report, all sections.

 

Uhura: Mister Spock, a fight in the aft wardroom. Security reports incidents among the crewmen are increasing.

 

Spock: Go to Alert Baker Two. Seal off all main sections.

 

Uhura: All decks, alert system B two. Repeat, go to alert condition Baker two. Seal off all main sections. Stand by.

 

(Kirk enters the bridge)

Spock: We're going to seal off, Captain, if we can minimize the spread of whatever this is.