TOS Caption Contest # 264 "Durn fool kids!!"

McCoy (off screen): "Dammit Jim, I told you that he was a green-blooded alien!"

 

McCoy: "Don't worry, we won't really make you clean all of the guano out of the bat cave."

 

Kirk thought he could pick up some extra pocket change substitute teaching, but things did not go well.





McCoy: "Take care of yourself. I think you're pregnant."

Eleen: "You don't say. Gee, it's a good thing I ran into you."

 

Kirk: "I don't care if you beat me to death, but I will not listen to Justin Bieber!"



Eleen: "No, you may not have my veil to make a bikini for Natira!"



McCoy: "Sorry, but you've forced us to confiscate your copy of 'Children of the Corn'."



Spock: "Miss Uhura, that is the last time that I will be attending one of your Mary Kay parties."

 

Kirk: "Okay, which one of you little weasels did that?!?"

 

McCoy: "As long as you don't start kicking her eggs around like soccer balls, you'll get along just fine. She is a peaceful being called a Horta, from the Horton civilization. Haven't you ever seen 'Horton Hears A Who'?"

 

Kirk: Just like I don't think that kid is a professional football player, I don't think you're really in the Army. If fact, I think you've all been lying to me the entire time. I am pretty sure that the guy behind me really is Jiimy Buffett though.




McCoy: So Timmy, do you like movies about Gladiators?



Spock: Perhaps I have been scanning the Raccoon planet a bit too long.

 

McCoy (off screen): "Sorry, Spock....I'm all out of Abilify."

 

KID: Hands of the material, mister or you're gonna hear from my lawyer! Trust me, you don't want that!

 

Spock wondered how long it would take McCoy to notice the slow acting poison that Spock had been introducing into his food for weeks.

 

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McCoy: And what's your name?

Mayweather: Travis Mayweather.

McCoy: Get used to being a glorified extra kid.

 

McCoy: "Oh, don't let that fuddy-duddy Captain Kirk get to you. Personally, I thought your short sheeting of Mr. Spock's bed was a streak of brilliance."

 

Spock's fascination with Adam Lambert was short-lived when Uhura discovered that all of her mascara tubes were missing their caps.

 

Spock: "I don't get it, Doctor. What did the butler see?"

 

All those who wish to become TrekBBS moderators must first be slapped by Bonz herself.

 

MCCOY: Sorry, but Janice really wants her wig back.

 

ELEEN: Her wig, indeed! Hers is not two-tone!

 

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