TOS five word thingy!!!

innuendoes and metatextual puns, so

 

so he injected Naymont with

 

neural paralyzer and took a

 

series of nude photos of

 

him for blackmail purposes.

Scotty

 

walked into Sickbay and saw

 

what was happening, yawned, and

 

took a swig from a

 

weird bottle in the cabinet.

 

I was formaldehyde, and he

 

greatly increased his shelf life

 

by chugging half the bottle.

 

"Gee, Scotty," said Kirk, entering

 

and seeing the spectacle. "You

 

should pose nude and unconscious

 

like Naymont...maybe then you'd

 

be preserved for posterity without

 

having to reflect on those

 

degrading formaldehyde benders in Sickbay."

 

"Aye, Captain, but then I'd