Listen, I have an idea

ONE BILLION DOLLARS!!!

 

Make it two guys and that will put butts in seats.

 

Or two women!

 

Yeah, but we've already had two women with all the subtext in those Janeway/Seven scenes on Voyager.

 

Nah, I say we get Meat Loaf to sing the entire soundtrack, possibly joined by Roseanne Barr for a love duet.

 

The movie needs is a big musical number that includes a Borg chorus line that starts high kicking. The camera pans back to show the line is hundreds, then thousands, then tens of thousands of Borg long, all high-kicking in perfect unison. It'd be a show-stopper I tells ya!

 

+1

 

Better make it 3 billion, you know how Bad Robot like to pocket 2/3 of the budget.

 

"I can see Paradise City
By the viewscreen light."

 

Now we're all praying for the end of time!

 

This movie is useless without Pakleds.

 

They are the true villains. They look for things to make them go.

 

* groan * * groan *

People have been perma-banned on here for less than that.

 

Oh, I'm definitely going to hell for things I've said on the board.

 

Now I need ideas for related media expansions of this movie. I'm thinking a video game. Of a kind that has never been seen in Trek lore before. That would be a 3D fighter ala the Tekken series. You could have nuTrek characters like nuKirk with his kung-fu action facing off against TNG/DS9/VOY-era characters like Captain Janeway who knows how to perform a mean piledriver. I got some original ideas that have never been seen in Trek before that needs to be seen. I would also promote the movie with McDonald's toys that come with a kid's happy meal. Maybe a nuTrek-themed series of Dairy Queen shakes as well. What would be a good flavor and color to use for a nuTrek shake, I wonder? I'm thinking blue or red here.

 

Mechanical spiders?

Jon Peters, is that you?

 

Grue the wanderer, but only if he is prepared...no, wait.

 

I like this. All of it. Have a WWE themed action figure set with a scaled down ring for fighting. There have to be several costumes for each figure. THEN, have the tie in with DQ for a series of shakes - one flavour for each crew member of each series, not just nuTrek. Expand the set and bring in fans from all the series. You could have a contest on the shake cups. Pull tabs where you can win everything from exclusive costumes for the figures, to a walk on the bridge of the new movie....wait for it....drinking from one of the DQ cups, figurine prominently exposed.

 

Keep it pretty! Keep it witty! Keep it GAAAAAAY!

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