TOS five word thingy!!!

use as a bioweapon, but

 

opted instead to distill the

 

vest in cooking oil. This

 

way the natural essence of

 

the underwear could be preserved

 

or not preserved, as the

 

situation demanded. Confused, Chapel began

 

searching the Starfleet database for

 

historical records on Jonathan Archer's

 

early career in gay porn.

 

She found a file on

 

which quickly dispelled the rumours.

 

It turned out that Archer

 

was actually in EVA porn.

 

This was a surprise to

 

Kirk as he thought that

 

under the best of circumstances

 

things would be better than

 

some boring, plastic, passionless, obligatory

 

guest star that I have to