Seven Words in TNG

Picard, "Thursday is Skant Day. Today is

 

the day when every frog will die!"

 

Data quickly interjected, "Mass Frogicide violates Starfleet

 

regulations."

"Data," Picard said, "I want every

 

crew member to drop kick Kermit's green

 

butt for Jim Henson's sins."

"Like Farscape?"

 

"Farscape!?!?!?!" shouted Beverley. "What is your problem

 

with naked opera singers? I think anyone

 

still dressed in five minutes is a

 

recreant worm. Then Beverly ripped off her

 

shirt and exposed her GODZILLA tattoo.

"Oh

 

that's unusual." Data then pointed at her

 

navel, where a miniature salsa band was

 

playing "Guantanamera" in the original Klingon.

"What

 

if I were to tell you something

 

using only my body language?" burped Beverley.

 

Ensign Lynch waved away the awful scent

 

and sniffed "I don't like salsa. Mozart

 

while she does tae-bo? Reminds me that

 

even a map can cry. These loafers