QUARK: I was merely going to suggest that your parents might appreciate a memento of your first mission.
QUARK: I do carry a select line of unique artifacts and gem stones indigenous to this region. Why, quite recently, I acquired these Lobi crystals from a very strange creature called a Morn.
QUARK: Here I am, trying to be a cordial host, knowing how much a young officer's parents would appreciate a token of his love on the eve of a dangerous mission, and what do I get for my trouble? Scurrilous insults. Well, somebody's going to hear about this. What's your name, son?
QUARK: They're not for sale! Now inform your commanding officer that the Federation Council can expect an official query...