TOS five word thingy!!!

admitted, and ordered Nurse Chapel

 

to wear German barmaid attire

 

and Uhura to fandance on

 

the navigation console. "Wait," interjected

 

McCoy who injected his opinions

 

when ever he wanted to

 

, "I'm a doctor, not a

 

cruise ship entertainment director!" Spock

 

replied, "The latter suits you."

 

McCoy considered the possibilities. "Indeed,

 

if there were brainless beings

 

we would need more Romulan

 

cruise ship directors," McCoy sneered.

 

"Gentlemen, this is not the

 

Love Boat," Kirk spat. "I

 

wouldnt mind if it was....."

 

Fantasy Island, though. Minus Roarke

 

and that stupid island. Why

 

anyone would want to eat

 

pineapples when Mojitos are available?"