"Message In A Bottle" Line By Line

EMH: Find the one that says fire and push it!

 

EMH2: It's not working. It says here the phasers are offline.

 

EMH1: Well then fire a torpedo. You hit the wrong ship.

 

EMH2: It wasn't my fault!

 

EMH: Whose fault was it - the torpedo's? You're supposed to tell it what to do! Navigational control is offline.

 

EMH2: Everything is offline. Weapons, shields.

 

EMH: It gets worse. There are two Warbirds coming right at us!

 

Emh2: My brilliant existence cut short. No time to explore the Universe. No time to smell the roses. No time for…sex.

 

COMPUTER: Initiating decoupling sequence.

 

EMH2: What's that? What have I done now?

 

Computer: Auto separation in 10 seconds.

 

EMH: Autoseparation? I think the Romulans did this before.

 

Computer: 7

 

EMH2: How do we turn it off?

 

EMH: I don't think we can.

 

COMPUTER: Five. Four. Three. Two.

 

EMH: If I recall correctly this next part gets a little bumpy.

 

COMPUTER: Separation sequence in progress.

 

Emh1: Hold on.

 

COMPUTER: Specify attack pattern.