The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 3

challenged him to a long

 

staring contest. Worf knew he

 

could outlast Morn by concentrating

 

using an old Klingon technique

 

taught to him by his

 

father's old friend's son's teacher.

 

"Which old friend, which son,

 

which teacher?" said Keiko terrified.

 

"That information is not to be shared

 

with anyone unless they have

 

been pre-authorized."

"How does one

 

become pre-authorized?"

"You have to

 

fill in all these forms

 

, then be willing to give

 

unlimited DNA samples to the

 

second floor cleaner who likes

 

to line them up alphabetically

 

on her cleaning trolley and

 

she's booked for the next

 

three weeks at that lounge