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invest in a series of DVD movies

 

that would be easy to sell to

 

obsessive fanboys. Kirk wanted a DVD deal too,

 

but was unsure just what to ask

 

, or what sexual favours to offer.

Spock

 

knew of several kinky Vulcan methods of

 

securing lucrative DVD deals. He melded with

 

Kirk to transfer that knowledge to him

 

but something went wrong, as Kirk's psyche

 

turned psychotic and he punched Spock in

 

was so sex-mad that it sent

 

him into a spiral of alcohol and

 

substance abuse that left his genitals sterile.

 

Uhura was devastated.

"I want BAAAAAY BEEEEEES!"

 

she sang as she played a cool

 

tune on Chekov's splayed-open ribcage.

"BAAAAAAAABIIIIIES!"

 

Chekov was dead and yet still alive.

 

"Zombies.... Russian.... inwention...." he mumbled, mouth frothing

 

with Pop Rocks foam. He moaned loudly

 

then stood up, searching for tasty brains