TOS five word thingy!!!

was now used by Klingons

 

as a means of conveying

 

torture to the masses more

 

efficiently than the standard use

 

of pain sticks and Yanni.

 

"John Tesh, too", remarked Scotty

 

in a short break from

 

welding his new still together.

 

"Yanni always makes we want

 

to drink. Being awake does

 

not help me tolerate his

 

annoying high pitched female squabbaling

 

that is ripping apart my

 

frontal lobe and my sanity.

 

"I have a solution...if

 

we are able to stop his

 

shifting back and forth between

 

the universes we might be

 

able to discover a way

 

to create chocolate monkeys that