Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

Major Hayes was excited about

 

the prospect of spending seventeen

 

hours inside a shower with

 

Malcolm and his rubber ducky.

 

Malcolm's ducky was named Clement

 

Attlee, after Britain's prime minister.

 

His decision to name a

 

ducky after a post-war leader

 

was regarded by some as

 

offensive. Therefore, he was expelled

 

from his boarding school at

 

institute of upper-crust learning

 

. The only school that would

 

now take him was the

 

was Hogwarts. Poor Harry Potter.

 

Now he'd have to go to

 

school with a non-entity. Hermione

 

, therefore, sent him back to