Seven Words in TNG

was limited to a smattering of songs

 

, usually drinking songs at that, people weren't

 

that hard to figure out, once you

 

knew the first lyrics and the tune.

 

Picard was about to make a decision

 

that could determine the fate of the

 

entire quadrant, and that's why he had

 

to find his magic 8-ball. "Commander,

 

I have found a way to make

 

gold with a handful of hair taken

 

from the ensign down on deck 14.

 

who didn't need them since he was

 

going to be transferred to another starship

 

where baldness was considered to be a

 

an illness so severe that treatment was

 

only given to people deemed worthy of

 

having their entire body covered in crushed

 

crumb cakes and covered with honey

 

only to see which crew-member would lick

 

every last piece of warm, sweet, scrumptious