Justin Bieber: police uncover plot to castrate and murder teen star

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  1. teacake

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    Re: Justin Bieber: police uncover plot to castrate and murder teen sta

    I'd get in trouble if I posted everything I'm waiting for people to say..
     
  2. Amaris

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    People need to be more punctual.
     
  3. teacake

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    I completely agree. Let me have a try here, help them along..

    It isn't Mitchell.

    OH WRONG THREAD MODERATORS PLEASE CLOSE
     
  4. Mr Silver

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    There are some messed up people in this world..

    I'd feel better if the Bieber hate was directed at the record companies and marketing people that use him to make gazillions of dollars. Put yourself in Bieber's shoes, sure, you are world famous and getting to do something you love, but you're also being forced to live your life a certain way, conform to a manner prescribed by your managers at the dictation of PR gurus and sponsors. The poor guy is probably unable to go out for a walk around his town/city, without encountering screaming fans or people who hate him.
     
  5. Gryffindorian

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    Re: Justin Bieber: police uncover plot to castrate and murder teen sta

    I don't think they would've succeeded anyway. The guy's probably got 50 bodyguards, not to mention some 50,000 screaming teenaged girls who would gladly take a bullet for him.
     
  6. teacake

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    Some of his pop is fine, you just have to not look at his round little face while listening to it.

    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtHE_UV1v2g[/yt]

    I'm waiting for a K/S vid to this one.

    And really, he's brought so much hilarity to the teen fad thing which will always be with us. Did David Cassidy ever get a website like this one? I think not.

    Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber
     
  7. cooleddie74

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    I don't like any of Bieber's music (then again I'm an adult male closing in on 40, so I was never one of his target audiences to begin with) and I think the conveyor belt/mass production/disposable-plastic-product-for-the-kiddies approach to current pop music is hurting an awful lot of it, but any human being who'd plot the maiming and murder of a teenage pop star is beneath contempt and either needs long term and serious psychiatric treatment or a lengthy prison sentence.

    If you're mad at or don't like Bieber/ the Jonas Brothers / Miley Cyrus / One Direction / etc. then just don't listen to them and avoid as much of their product and publicity as you can. 99.9999% of the folks who were upset with or couldn't stand 98 Degrees, NSync or the Backstreet Boys didn't listen to or have anything else to do with them or their music, they didn't go all Martin Sheen from the end of Apocalypse Now and plot to hack them to death.
     
  8. teacake

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    I don't think you need to explain why it is wrong Cooleddie.
     
  9. cooleddie74

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    Oh, I know. I was just sayin'.
     
  10. Mr Silver

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    Showing your age there. ;)
     
  11. cooleddie74

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    As long as nobody mentions Leif Garrett, Donny Osmond or Pink Lady and Jeff we'll all be just fine.

    Oh....wait....

    dammit!
     
  12. Dream

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    Re: Justin Bieber: police uncover plot to castrate and murder teen sta

    Don't feel sorry for Bieber. The kid has made millions and will be making even more now that he is over 18.

    He could quit any time he wanted to.
     
  13. E-DUB

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    Re: Justin Bieber: police uncover plot to castrate and murder teen sta

    Teacake said: "If these jokes were about cutting off a woman's breasts they wouldn't be made."

    Yeah, but a woman's breasts are beautiful things. We're talking about Justin Bieber's unit here. The jokes practically write themselves.
     
  14. ShamelessMcBundy

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    50,000 you say? I could have an army and take over some small little loser country. There must be something to this.
     
  15. Aeronef

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    Re: Justin Bieber: police uncover plot to castrate and murder teen sta

    Such complex ethical questions do demand careful consideration.

    But in the end--while it was bold, as you say--I think his position was the correct one. So, kudos to him.
     
  16. Captain Ice

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    Who said this has anything to do with logic?

    A well placed pair of vice grips would get you that note, so we don't know...:p
     
  17. teacake

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    I'd rather have a few million and be a nobody than have multiple millions and not be able to go to the store. It's kind of weird when you could buy any store you want but you can't wander around one all by yourself without massive attention.
     
  18. scotpens

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    I'll see your David Cassidy and raise you a Frankie Avalon.
     
  19. teacake

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    But people still listen to Frankie. To truly compete you must be on every teenage girl's wall and ten years later completely off the airwaves.
     
  20. cooleddie74

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    Debbie Gibson and Tiffany?