TNG Caption This! 334: Everlasting

Troi (thinking): Maybe Kurn won't mind the whoopee cushion. I heard Klingons like a good laugh.

 

TROI: That seat's for O'Brien. You're at the kiddie table with Wesley, Molly and Alexander.

 

Kurn: This Day of the Doctor party is terrible. I knew I should have gone to the cinema to see it.




Dr. Crusher: You really need to stop doing your "Geordi without his visor" impression, it's in bad taste.




Worf: Well, we've cremated the original Spot and put his ashes in a nice urn...

Riker: I still don't think that will appease Data. Best just replace Spot with a identical cat before he comes back from that shuttle visit. Do it right and he'll never notice the difference.



Riker: So, the Paul Potts movie?

O'Brien: A guy's got to eat. I've got enough self respect to not just do the convention circuit every time I'm a bit strapped for cash.

Riker: But... the Paul Potts Movie?




Data: Doctor, before you leave, you left this in your quarters. From how well worn it is I assume it's an old family heirloom?

 

Wesley: I swear my old friend Sheldon is back!

Beverly: He's not real!

Wesley: Oh, Mom. Please don't make me the savior of the day where you grown-ups act like idiots again.

*goes off to Engineering where Sheldon is tinkering around*

....Next time on Staaar Trek: The Next Generation!

 

Troi: I'm sensing a desire for raw tentacle.
Kurn: It's not me.
Worf: Nor me.
Beverly: <Sips wine nonchalantly>




Beverly: You see son? That's how you program nanites.




"Ask again later?" What a gyp.




O'Brien: The decoy seems to be working, sir.
Riker: See Chief? I told you an inflatable crewman staring forlornly out the viewport would let us have a drink without all the yap.
Guinan<overheard>: So, you want to out-listen an El-Aurian? Buddy it's on now.




Pulaski: And now with the blessing of the duct tape let the game of Edward 40-Hands begin. May the best woman win.

 

Better not be some questing nonsense that has us learning that people from other TrekBBS forums are genetically related to the site founders in the hope that will foster peace of some sort between us.

Although I didn't think that was a bad episode.

 

They are all Two Steps From Hell song titles.

Shazam is your FRIEND!

 

Data: Commander Riker, I present you this cigar as a gift to commemorate your courage - as evidenced by your attempt to eat the meal you yourself have prepared.

Pulaski: Remember, Data, if Riker doesn't eat it, you will. And the loser gets to drink this urine sample.

Geordi: ... I think I'd take the sample.

 

New Contest!