TOS five word thingy!!!

discussing Sarah Palin's African trip

 

and how it changed history

 

when Africa banned her forever.

 

"Message coming in from Starfleet

 

but it's coded in 'jive'

 

talk Captain. I'll translate," Uhura

 

said. "No, you di'nt, Starfleet!"

 

Suddenly, an unexpected electrical surge

 

made its way down Uhura's

 

sexy thigh. "Oooo, that tickles!"

 

The feeling traveled to her brain;

 

it made her wiggle provocatively.

 

She suddenly burst out singing;

 

which kirk found moving where

 

he normally would've been sickened.

 

Reaching for his medi-scanner, McCoy

 

ran it up and down

 

Uhura's body as she sang

 

a song while eating a

 

pepperoni pizza. "Somewhere beyond Antares,