TOS five word thingy!!!

while the Romulan farted noisily

 

for he much preferred Vulcan

 

breasts to those of most

 

other species except the Klingons

 

, who had quite strange funbags

 

, as huge as the Ferengi

 

ears that were quite sensitive

 

to farting sounds, especially when

 

those sounds came from 1,000

 

meters high while it rained,

 

causing what sounded like a

 

sound of one hand clapping

 

in a white noise chamber.

 

T'Pring shot the Romulan, then

 

targeted her breast phasers toward

 

at the Enterprise in orbit.

 

Uhura targeted her breasts back

 

at T'Pring and fired a

 

series of deadly milk squirts

 

with the power of photon torpedoes!