Movie Caption Contest: The Generation Game

I'm still not wishing to take over the mantle of leadership when it comes to these contests but the main thread still hasn't resurfaced and so I thought I'd start a new one.

Who one the old one? You all did, well done.

Now, your next victims:







(Please note, I've been out of the loop for these contests for quite a few months so if I'm showing identical photos / themes I apologise in advance).

 

"I vunce caught a Scotty dis big!"
"Easy lad..."



Data (thinking): Happens every fucking week when American Idol is on.



Picard: "Quick... Soren's coming... and- LET GO OF MY PENIS!"
Kirk: "Sorry, thought it was mine"

 

Checkov: And you're all caption contest winners!

Everyone: YAY!

Checkov: Except Scotty.

Scotty: Eh?




Redshirt on right: Hey guys, not sure if this is the right moment to ask, but how long has this station been here?





Kirk: So wait, if you've come out of the Nexus before you went into it, where is the original, younger you?

Picard: It's... err... it's a Quantum Leap style thing, I've entered myself.

Kirk: That doesn't work because I wasn't here but have still turned up so we have to have physically left the Nexus...

Picard: This is the plot hole you're picking on?!?!?!?!!!

 

PICARD: I'm getting too old for this shit!

KIRK: Tell me about it!

 

Chekov: You know it vas the Russians zat inwented news reporters.



Data: If you do not keep quiet back there, I will turn this ship around!



Picard: Where's Leadhead?

Kirk: That wasn't him in the Nexus?

 

Scotty: Oh brother. That fish that got away gets bigger every time Chekov tells this story.







Data: Excuse me. I had Taco Bell for lunch.

 

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Data: Well I guess the old adage is true, Betazeds are terrible drivers. And the left thruster has been on this whole time too...

 

Chekov: It vas a glorious climax! Two magnificent vhales glistening in the air and crashing down vith total abandon!

Scotty: But enough about my night with Uhura.




Riker: Get us out of here, Data!
Data: Activating Vin Diesel subprogram now, sir.




Picard: Do you think the crew knows about the secret Captain handshake?
Kirk: It depends. Has Spock visited this timeline yet?
Picard: I don't think so.
Kirk: Then no. Technically the Reverse Spocker hasn't even been invented yet.

 

Kirk: You know that thing I said about don't get promoted, or anything that gets you out of the Captain's chair? One more thing... pizza. You need to have some pizza every now and then.

Picard: I may give that a try someday.

 

Kirk: *wheezing* ....and Spock ended up with Uhura? I would have never guessed!

 

Chekov: "...and that's when I realized 10 B.C. had no mass communication."

Chorus(OS): "Jesus Christ, Superstar, who in the hell do you think you are?"

 

Riker: "Data! What the hell?"

Data(thinking): "Maybe if I turn right..."

 

Riker: "That's not a station, you idiot-that's The Toilet!"

 

CHEKOV: I vunce knew a Chief Engineer thees big!

SCOTT: Standing right here, lad.

 

``I dinna what ta tell ye lads, he's been like that e'er since we beamed him off the beach at Space Vladivostok.''


``DATA! How the heck did you even land us in the Candyland Molasses Swamp?!''


``Captain Kirk, you've got to hide me. I've been chased by hipsters all the way from Park Slope!''
``Let me at 'em!''

 

Redshirt on right:
"How about the fact that we're all being thrown to port, but Riker is being pushed to starboard?"

Data:
"Technically, that is a problem with stage direction and not a plot hole."

Redshirt on right:
"Okay ... then how about in scene twelve where ..."

 

Chekov insists on showing the newsfeeds how long his impacted bowel was!



The reason why Riker passed on all of his command offers!



Patrick: Hey Bill, you think we could get that sexy grip over there with the nice ass to show us her tits?

Bill: She'll have too, captain's orders!

 

Ok I couldn't resist resist this one:




My career was this big!

 

The next morning, Kirk and Picard both regretted the night they had spent together.

 

Shatner: "Damn it's hot out here, the way they're running us around I feel like I'm going to puke."

Stewart: "Definately filing a union grevance when we get back to LA."