TOS five word thingy!!!

"Ach, Ah dinna like SPAM

 

and ah hate Guiness without

 

haggis! This is makin' me

 

sicker'n a Hort wi' hoofrot!"

 

"Spampedo ready, Sir!" said Chekov.

 

"Make it, er, so!" said

 

Kirk, spitting out English tea.

 

The Spampedo launched from the

 

Enterprise and was on target

 

to strike when suddenly a

 

Doomsday machine appeared, with its

 

eggometer ready to absorb the

 

spampedo completely. Sulu howled, "Damnit!"

 

"Vat now, keptin?" screamed Chekhov.

 

"We pull down our trousers!"

 

Spock hesitated uncharacteristically. "Captain, may

 

I remind you that's unnecessary."

 

"Just do it," Kirk snapped

 

and so as they pulled

 

their Capri pants down, Spock