TOS five word thingy!!!

tried writing it down, but

 

rather sent a red shirt

 

to do all his dirty

 

message and tell Spock why

 

all the chicken pot pies

 

[replace with your favorite swearword]

 

sucked! No good pot pies

 

would enter the pie hole

 

of a single Enterprise officer

 

until Spock read Gordon Ramsay's

 

most famous recipe book. Spock

 

tried to appeal to Kirk,

 

who actually preferred chicken sandwiches,

 

and told him to study.

 

Many of his famous recipes

 

were laced with Earth profanity

 

that would make a Klingon

 

cower and blush. They loved

 

his spicy Mexican and Indian

 

cuisine, but mostly his vocabulary