Seven Words in TNG

worthy of funneling," Riker said. "Like cake!"

 

The odd depravity that followed was deleted

 

by the narrator, who shouted "MY EYES!!!"

 

Unfortunately, the narrator was replaced by a

 

perverse, bad monkey that typed seven wpm.

 

The shipwide debacle of bad monkeys destabilized

 

the already tenuous cohesion of space/time,

 

which caused a convoluted plot involving Wesley,

 

two chickens, a hula hoop and a

 

tribe of intergalactic Amazons armed with phaser-spears

 

, together with the descendants of Earth's famous

 

Turkey Worshipping Hill People of Arkansas, invaded

 

by the French Poodle Worshippers of Nipissing.

 

Daimon Bok appeared, crying out in Spanish:

 

"Hay cuatro luces!" as he was dragged

 

from stem to stern while babbling incoherently.

 

Worf reluctantly pushed him out the airlock.

 

''You see?! There is no honor in

 

Season Eight. We should have quit when

 

Troi was floating in her dreams." Worf