The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 3

talked to the Prophets yesterday."

 

"No, you didn't," said Kai

 

"Did they say that we

 

were all doomed to be

 

confined in a suspended mass

 

for up to 3 hours and

 

ruled by a theocratic bitch?"

 

"...and a time of magic,

 

chaos, and potatoes shall ensue."

 

"Does this mean that we

 

get potatoes?"

Sisko sighed. "No,

 

but we can have yams."

 

"That's where yamok sauce is

 

needed. We also need three

 

people willing to be subjected

 

to round the clock non-stop

 

waterboarding, just like in the

 

Federation's "rehabilitation centers." At this

 

, Arthur Pendragon did a double-take.

 

"At Camlann, Lancelot said the