The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 3

who sat on him earlier

 

and felt up his butt.

 

"Why, that's softer than a

 

Julian glared at her but

 

Ignore my last post. Again. Curse slow internet.

tribble she said. Julian SCREAMED

 

as Kira dropped irreversibly dead.

 

They revived her anyway, but

 

not before Odo walked in

 

and EXPLODED then IMPLODED after

 

having been talked into trying

 

a flapjack recipe of Julian's

 

which also cures morphogenic viruses.

 

After Kira was revived, everyone

 

avoided her. She smelled like

 

normal, which was bad enough

 

, but her skin was blotched

 

with hot sauce.

"Eat much?"

 

whispered Morn as he passed

 

Her. "You creep, stay away

 

from me. I know you