TOS five word thingy!!!

for sweaty old socks to

 

taunt his fellow shipmates with.

 

"I think these belonged to

 

Buzz Aldrin," said a cashier

 

as she rang them up.

 

"Fascinating," said Spock. "May I

 

ask where you obtained them?”

 

"Certainly. About three years ago

 

a Yridian trader came through

 

wanting to sell the contents

 

of an old, primitive cargo

 

container - called a foot locker-


(Actually, in Canada, we call foot lockers 'barrack boxes'. Same thing, different name)

 

that he stumbled on near

 

An old place call a

 

Starbuck's. Spock had heard of

 

Yridian traders interested in personal

 

artifacts from the history of

 

pre-WWIII earth. Starbucks mugs, socks,

 

Debbie Gibson records and the

 

McDonalds Happy Meals toys were