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if Scotty was the smartest.

 

Scotty was certainly regarded as

 

one of the most intelligent

 

of the humans. Socially, he

 

experienced awkwardness in romantic relationships

 

but in a bar with

 

lots of scotch and other

 

liquid amenities, he became more

 

and more likely to be

 

lying underneath three Andorian hookers

 

with no memory of how

 

he got there or what

 

was causing his awful headache.

 

"Och, but it WAS fun,"

 

Scotty said with a grin.

 

There were several jealous looks

 

coming from the crew. Uhura

 

remembered the time Scotty got

 

to thinking that she was

 

the kind of lady who'd