TNG Caption This! #372: The Great Outdoors

First Officer's Log. I'm so hung over I feel like I'm being hanged upside-down...

 

Wicket: That Jean-Luc Picard is such a pompous old geezer, always looking down on people who aren't as evolved as he is, drinking that swill he calls Earl Grey tea, and...he's right behind me, isn't he?

Dathon: Daisy Hill Puppy Farm, the terrier missing.

 

Not sure wtf happened to my 1sy post, but grrrrr.....



Worf: Data's readings concur sir, this continent is definitely slanted

Riker: I'm not noticing anything



Dathon: Timba, his arms wide

Picard: I'm not finding you any more wood



Riker: Allow me to return the gesture



Riker: To think there was actually a time I thought she'd be MORE fun drunk



Riker: Anyone remember where we parked?

 

Picard: "What the bloody hell? I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

 

Wicket: Hi there. I'm Wicket. And I'm here to tell you that all three of us just saved a thousand credits on our Beast-At-Tanagra insurance by switching to Geico!

 

Riker: Hey! You! With the camera! Quit using a Dutch angle!


Captain's Log: While diplomatic relations are going well, we have not quite reached Level Ten: Frolicking Together in Meadows.


Riker: Yes, they're real.


Riker: Sorry, doctor. Unless it gets cloudier we won't be able to read our tablets.

 

DATA: I agree with Commander Riker. This will be perfect for a recreation of Manet's "Luncheon On The Grass".

CRUSHER: Wait....what?????

 

Worf: Check it out. The Dancing Doctor on Youtube.
Data: I'll see your Dancing Doctor and raise you the video dating profile of Chief Forty LaGorgeous on Qpid.com.
Riker: Would you two quit goofing around? I've got a Bigfoot hunch to prove.
Crusher: I have a theory....




Picard: The Black Knight, his arms cut off.
Dathon: Temba, his flesh only wounded.
Picard: Sokath, his eyes uncovered!
Dathon: Lungha, it's only a model!

 

WORF: You're wrong. His blood alcohol level is normal.

 

Picard: I don't think he's seen us, Captain. There's my next hairpiece in 5...4...3...

 

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