TOS five word thingy!!!

a chronometer to chime when

 

ever a Klingon entered Sto'Vo'Kor.

 

As often as they died

 

the chronometer chimed. Frequently chiming

 

every few minutes or so,

 

revealing it's easy to enter.

 

The chronometer apparently needed cleaning,

 

since the display was so

 

gobbed up with all sorts

 

of strange and sticky substances.

 

Scotty suspected that someone had

 

used it while they were

 

eating peanut butter and jelly

 

eggos. Spock suspected Scotty due

 

to his known affinity for

 

filling eggos with all sorts

 

those yummy, toasted, and golden breakfast treats.

 

The thought of breakfast with

 

no one to eat with

 

him wasn't too pleasing, and