TOS five word thingy!!!

inhaled the gas and laughed

 

like a maniac, rolling around

 

on the floor as the

 

bowels of everyone around him

 

spilled out in horror at

 

the sight of a giant

 

turds that looked like Godzilla.

 

The smell coming from them

 

reminded Sulu of the time Mothra

 

took a giant dump on

 

on Spock's chest as part

 

of a "Cleveland Steamer" contest.

 

The defending champion was Scotty,

 

whose diet of pure haggis

 

usually constipated him for weeks.

 

When he finally went to

 

do his 'duty," he burst

 

into song, yelling the lyrics

 

to "I Whip My Hair Back

 

and Forth".

"Why would you