TOS five word thingy!!!

"You guys can't carry a

 

tribble on a low gravity

 

planet without risking serious harm

 

from the Sultans of Swing.

 

" "Dammit, Jim, how was I

 

not told about the Sultans?"

 

"Well, you're a doctor, not

 

a swing!" the Captain replied.

 

"I am a Dire Straits fan extraordinaire!"

 

boasted McCoy, installing a microwave

 

"Chicks for free!" smiled Kirk

 

, "Money for nothing!" McCoy retorted.

 

Kirk ordered Chekov to move

 

Enterprise into a polar orbit,

 

because he wanted fresh snowcones

 

for his date with Yeoman Nomen.

 

"Ice cream for everyone!" Kirk

 

hollered, not realizing that the

 

crew didn't like ice cream.

 

"Captain, I am lactose intolerant