"The Squire of Gothos" Line-by-Line

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  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Kirk: Than a small boy and a very naughty one at that.
     
  2. ClayinCA

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    SPOCK: It will make a strange entry in the library banks.
     
  3. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Kirk: Then he was a very strange small boy. On the other hand, he was probably doing things comparable to the same mischievous pranks you played when you were a small boy.
     
  4. ClayinCA

    ClayinCA Commodore Commodore

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    SPOCK: Mischievous pranks, Captain?
     
  5. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Kirk: Yes. Dipping little girls curls in inkwells (WTF?!!!!) Stealing apples from neighbors trees. Tying cans on-

    Kirk is stopped by the shocked expression on Spock's face.

    Kirk: Forgive me, Mister Spock. I should have known better.
     
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    SPOCK: I shall be delighted, Captain.

    Huzzah! Capital job, as always everyone. :beer:
     
  7. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    :beer: nicely done folks!
     
  8. Enterprise1981

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    Sacre bleu... another episode we blazed through!

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  9. Vanyel

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    Good job everyone. Great work and...."blazed through"?
     
  10. Enterprise1981

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    Granted, we didn't get through it in less than twenty-four, but this episode was completed faster than the previous line-by-line thread.
     
  11. Athena28

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    Congrats!
     
  12. Vanyel

    Vanyel The Imperious Leader Premium Member

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    You know I can't help myself anymore.

    Captain's Log, Stardate, 43989.1, The Enterprise has arrived at Jouret IV In response to a distress signal from one of the Federation's outer most colonies.
     
  13. leandar

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    I can't either...

    Captain! I've lost complete control o' me bowels!
     
  14. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Anything from the surface?
     
  15. Vanyel

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    LOL

    No Sir. There have been no communications from the colony for over 12 hours.
     
  16. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Okay folks, shoot the mirror and watch out for moving planets, it's time for the randomizer!

    The participants from our current thread are as follows:

    1. LeadHead
    2. Admiral Shran
    3. BlueStuff
    4. Enterprise1981
    5. Alienesse
    6. Vanyel
    7. JanewayRulz!
    8. leandar
    9. Terran Empire
    10. Athena28
    11. ClayinCA
    12. Ziz


    Those names should be in the order in which each person first posted to the thread. No "weight" is given for who posted more or less often.

    And, now the moment you've all been waiting for! Random.org, give us some love!

    *drumroll*

    Ziz!

    Congratulations to you! We've had a lot of unusual things happen recently, BlueStuff getting the numbers a lot, the Number 1 coming up, and now the last number coming up!

    So, Ziz, the next move is yours. Would you like to select the next episode we are going to do line-by-line? You are free to select the next episode or pass and I will re-run the randomization. You can pick any episode from any of the Trek series that you like. For reference, the ones we've done so far, ordered by series, are:

    The Original Series
    Where No Man Has Gone Before
    The Man Trap
    The Menagerie
    Journey to Babel
    The City on the Edge of Forever
    The Doomsday Machine
    Requiem for Methuselah
    The Trouble with Tribbles
    Spock's Brain
    Space Seed
    Mirror, Mirror
    The Tholian Web
    Bread and Circuses
    Amok Time
    The Corbomite Maneuver
    Balance of Terror
    Tomorrow is Yesterday
    The Squire of Gothos

    The Animated Series
    The Counter-Clock Incident
    Yesteryear

    The Next Generation
    Measure of a Man
    Yesterday's Enterprise
    Peak Performance
    The First Duty
    The Best of Both Worlds
    Sins of the Father
    All Good Things...
    Contagion
    Sarek
    Face of the Enemy
    Cause and Effect
    Chain of Command
    Q Who?
    Lower Decks
    Deja Q
    The Enemy
    Remember Me
    Data's Day

    Deep Space Nine
    The Visitor
    Trials and Tribble-ations
    The Way of the Warrior
    Improbable Cause/The Die is Cast
    Favor The Bold/The Sacrifice of Angels
    Far Beyond the Stars
    The Homecoming/The Circle/The Siege
    The Maquis
    Whispers
    In the Pale Moonlight

    Voyager
    Bride of Chaotica
    Dark Frontier
    Scorpion
    Counterpoint
    Future's End
    Basics
    Message in a Bottle
    The Voyager Conspiracy
    Body and Soul

    Enterprise
    Shuttlepod One
    Borderland/Cold Station 12/The Augments
    In a Mirror, Darkly
    The Forge/Awakenings/Kir'Shara
    Twilight

    Once a new episode has been chosen, I will fire up the next line-by-line thread in the appropriate forum and post the link here.

    NOTE: As has been agreed, when a person is selected as the "chooser," they will have 48 hours to post their selection. After 48 hours, I will assume they "pass" and will re-run the randomization.
     
  17. Ziz

    Ziz Commodore Commodore

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    WOW! Been a while since I got to pick an episode. Lemme think on it a bit and I'll get back with an answer later in the day.
     
  18. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Good question, I personally didn't mind all that much. Sometimes I will do something like that, but it's always with the line from the episode that I'm posting. You didn't post an actual line from the episode, therefore weren't part of the list. Somebody else chimed in doing something similar, they were not included either. You weren't singled out.

    If a lot of interruptions were to be made in future threads, I can't speak for anyone else, but I would not be happy about it. I think you're line was funny, but don't run that into the ground. :)
     
  19. BlueStuff

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    Admiral Shran hasn't been around so I'll take the liberty of inserting our latest episode into the Hall of Fame. :)

    MOVIE - Insurrection_________________________53 days, 16 hours, 4 minutes
    VOY - Bride of Chaotica_______________________42 days, 1 hour, 1 minute
    DS9 - Trials and Tribble-ations_________________36 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes
    VOY - Dark Frontier__________________________33 days, 14 hours, 31 minutes
    ENT - The Forge/Awakenings/Kir'Shara___________32 days, 19 hours, 35 minutes
    VOY - Message in a Bottle_____________________30 days, 12 hours, 53 minutes
    VOY - Scorpion______________________________27 days, 2 hours, 12 minutes
    MOVIE - Nemesis____________________________26 days, 14 hours, 23 minutes
    MOVIE - Star Trek XI_________________________26 days, 9 hours, 57 minutes
    MOVIE - The Voyage Home____________________25 days, 4 hours, 36 minutes
    TOS - The Menagerie_________________________23 days, 21 hours, 20 minutes
    DS9 - The Homecoming/The Circle/The Siege______23 days, 18 hours, 38 minutes
    ENT - In a Mirror, Darkly_______________________23 days, 13 hours, 40 minutes
    MOVIE - First Contact_________________________22 days, 0 hours, 41 minutes
    MOVIE - The Motion Picture____________________21 days, 2 hours, 20 minutes
    ENT - Borderland/Cold Station 12/The Augments___20 days, 4 hours, 27 minutes
    TNG - Measure of a Man______________________18 days, 13 hours, 18 minutes
    MOVIE - The Wrath of Khan___________________18 days, 4 hours, 20 minutes
    DS9 - Improbable Cause/The Die is Cast_________18 days, 3 hours, 30 minutes
    DS9 - The Visitor____________________________17 days, 9 hours, 7 minutes
    DS9 - The Way of the Warrior__________________16 days, 23 hours, 36 minutes
    TNG - Peak Performance______________________16 days, 22 hours, 49 minutes
    TOS - Bread and Circuses_____________________16 days, 21 hours, 45 minutes
    VOY - The Voyager Conspiracy_________________15 days, 5 hours, 4 minutes
    MOVIE - The Final Frontier____________________15 days, 3 hours, 35 minutes
    VOY - Counterpoint__________________________15 days, 1 hour, 36 minutes
    TOS - Requiem for Methuselah_________________14 days, 22 hours, 8 minutes
    VOY - Future's End__________________________14 days, 12 hours, 19 minutes
    VOY - Body and Soul_________________________14 days, 10 hours, 23 minutes
    TOS - Spock's Brain_________________________14 days, 8 hours, 47 minutes
    TOS - The Man Trap_________________________13 days, 22 hours, 6 minutes
    MOVIE - The Undiscovered Country_____________13 days, 3 hours, 58 minutes
    MOVIE - The Search for Spock_________________12 days, 20 hours, 31 minutes
    TOS - Journey to Babel_______________________12 days, 12 hours, 32 minutes
    MOVIE - Generations________________________12 days, 10 hours, 50 minutes
    DS9 - The Maquis___________________________12 days, 2 hours, 31 minutes
    TOS - Where No Man Has Gone Before__________11 days, 19 hours, 57 minutes
    TOS - The City on the Edge of Forever__________11 days, 11 hours, 9 minutes
    TNG - Lower Decks_________________________10 days, 18 hours, 19 minutes
    TNG - Chain of Command____________________10 days, 6 hours, 18 minutes
    DS9 - Favor The Bold/The Sacrifice of Angels_____10 days, 1 hour, 21 minutes
    TOS - Balance of Terror______________________ 9 days, 8 hours, 18 minutes
    TNG - The Enemy___________________________8 days, 6 hours, 13 minutes
    TNG - Yesterday's Enterprise__________________8 days, 5 hours, 22 minutes
    TOS - The Trouble with Tribbles________________8 days, 1 hour, 59 minutes
    DS9 - Whispers____________________________8 days, 1 hour, 23 minutes
    TNG - The First Duty________________________7 days, 21 hours, 13 minutes
    TNG - Sins of the Father_____________________6 days, 7 hours, 45 minutes
    TOS - The Doomsday Machine________________6 days, 1 hour, 27 minutes
    TAS - The Counter-Clock Incident______________5 days, 22 hours, 27 minutes
    TOS - Space Seed__________________________5 days, 16 hours, 58 minutes
    ENT - Shuttlepod One_______________________5 days, 13 hours, 6 minutes
    DS9 - Far Beyond the Stars__________________5 days, 3 hours, 15 minutes
    TNG - Contagion___________________________5 days, 2 hours, 34 minutes
    TOS - Amok Time__________________________4 days, 23 hours, 17 minutes
    TNG - The Best of Both Worlds________________4 days, 15 hours, 34 minutes
    TOS - Tomorrow is Yesterday_________________4 days, 13 hours, 8 minutes
    TNG - All Good Things..._____________________4 days, 10 hours, 0 minutes
    ENT - Twilight_________________________4 days, 2 hours, 58 minutes
    DS9 - In the Pale Moonlight__________________4 days, 2 hours, 49 minutes
    TNG - Remember Me_______________________4 days, 0 hours, 2 minutes
    TAS - Yesteryear__________________________3 days, 9 hours, 24 minutes
    TNG - Deja Q_____________________________3 days, 5 hours, 50 minutes
    TOS - The Tholian Web_____________________3 days, 5 hours, 20 minutes
    TNG - Face of the Enemy____________________3 days, 3 hours, 35 minutes
    TOS - Mirror, Mirror________________________3 days, 1 hours, 13 minutes
    TOS - The Corbomite Maneuver______________2 days, 12 hours, 14 minutes
    TNG - Sarek_____________________________2 days, 4 hours, 12 minutes
    TOS - The Squire of Gothos______________2 days, 4 hours, 3 minutes
    TNG - Cause and Effect____________________0 days, 17 hours, 51 minutes
    TNG - Data's Day_________________________0 days, 11 hours, 48 minutes
    VOY - Basics_____________________________0 days, 6 hours, 15 minutes
    TNG - Q Who?___________________________0 days, 2 hours, 57 minutes
     
  20. Vanyel

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    I still rule the top 5.:nyah: