TOS five word thingy!!!

and accidentally beamed Chekov to

 

a giant locusts dominated AU

 

where the insects had goatees.

 

Sensing the awkwardness, Chekov tried

 

to talk his way into

 

their confidence by pretending to

 

be an insect himself by

 

twitching and making clicking noises.

 

But it didn't work and

 

they prepared an agony booth.

 

But the Enterprise's transporter suddenly

 

kicked on again, beaming Chekov

 

back to his own universe.

 

"No more wodka before breakfast,"

 

he mumbled as he stepped

 

off the pad and into

 

the arms of Mr. Kyle.

 

"Sir, you're not looking too

 

well...should I call Sickbay?"

 

"No, just need....." Chekov fell