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Old June 13 2014, 09:19 PM   #76
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #286: Amok Caption



T'Pau (o.s.): The kalifee will commence at once! Kirk, thee must pull T'Pring's finger.
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Old June 14 2014, 12:54 AM   #77
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T'Pring: This one, I recognize. He was standing on the one called McCoy's shoulder's and peeking into my private garden while I was sunbathing.

Kirk: No, wait a minute, I think you-

T'Pring: He called out in a crude tone something about Pon-frakking me.

Kirk: For the Great Bird's sake, it's 'Pon-Farking', geesh, those Vulcan ears don't work very well <pause> oops.
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Old June 14 2014, 04:53 AM   #78
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T'Pring: Dammit, he's wearing yellow!

Kirk: Actually, it's avocado.... aw crap.
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Old June 14 2014, 05:12 AM   #79
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KIRK: I have never had se..
T'PRING: There is still his DNA on the finger I put into his anus.
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Old June 14 2014, 05:15 AM   #80
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VULCAN PROSECUTOR: Could you point the man you saw stealing the bike?
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Old June 14 2014, 08:53 AM   #81
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Kirk (to audience): "I've met some cold bitches in my time, but this is ridiculous.

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Old June 14 2014, 06:44 PM   #82
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Kirk: It's that pesky Tommy Westphall again...
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Old June 14 2014, 06:50 PM   #83
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A second after Kirk said "It will be a cold day on Vulcan when I fight my First Officer to the death!"

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Old June 14 2014, 07:13 PM   #84
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Trelane, we already forbade you to put living beings into a snow globe.
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Old June 14 2014, 08:09 PM   #85
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Chapel: Mr. Spock, are you sure you don't want some of my plomeek soup?
Spock: <groans>
Chapel: (angry) I worked on that soup for hours! Sulu even helped me, I didn't have any fa'lar root so he gave me something he called 'Beauregard Special Extract', he was sure it was a good substitute, but he was very secretive about how he extracted it. He knows alot about plants, you know. Mr. Spock? Sulu has some more ready out in the corridor.
Spock: <groans louder>
(Chapel leaves)
Sulu: (offscreen) Dammit!
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Old June 14 2014, 11:33 PM   #86
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Kirk: "Global warming my ass."
T'Pring: "It isn't global warming, it's CLIMATE CHANGE dammit."
Stonn: "The bitches be funny when they try bein' smart."

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Old June 15 2014, 06:30 AM   #87
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New Contest!
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