All right, Kreepy Cat. Come clean. Did you whack her? What did you do with the corpse? Or are you one of her alternate personalities, or an alien entity possessing her body?
That Kreepy Kat- two Ks. I was thinking of being Kool Kreepy Kat but I thought someone might object to my initials. I am one of the 10,000 clones that she recently created. She heard rumours that someone from the Anti-Miss Chicken Society was going to try to assassinate her. She thinks with so many clones no-one will be able to find her among the throng of look-a-likes.
10,000 clones. That's a saving of 10,000 legs compared to 10,000 clones of four-pawed cats! It's like the Reliant Robin of kitty cloning.
To tell the truth the cloning machine is new technology and isn't perfect. A few four legged clones came out of the machine, as did a male Miss Chicken, a giant Miss Chicken, a miniature Miss Chicken and a few oddly coloured Miss Chickens.