TOS five word thingy!!!

in addition to "being incorrect."

 

Once, during Zero-G training,

 

parts of Irina's anatomy started

 

peeking out from under her

 

specially altered Academy coveralls, causing

 

massive decompression that resulted in

 

Chekov's need to change underwear.

 

He soiled more than fifty

 

pairs that way, cementing his

 

reputation as "the Slavic Pooper"

 

but ironically gaining Irina's attention

 

because she was a notorious

 

connoisseuse of foul odors, especially

 

those coming from human butts.

 

But not Romulan butts. Because

 

everyone knew that Romulans were

 

incapable of making smells from

 

the food they consumed. Instead,

 

their odors came from their

 

ears. And decades-old earwax