Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

genetic mutation triggered by the

 

toxic farts Trip emitted while

 

he was eating Cajun catfish."

 

"That explains the French accent."

 

Porthos's accent wasn't thick, but

 

it was spicy, for he

 

ranted about jambalaya shrimp for

 

the upcoming Mardi Gras themed

 

Movie Night for about ten

 

months. It had gotten tiresome

 

and just about everyone else

 

was ready to slash their

 

car insurance rates by switching

 

to Geico but Porthos said

 

that Progressive was actually the

 

insurance. He likes Flo, red

 

pouty lips and all, and

 

couldn't wait to meet her.

 

But Flo was notorious for

 

hurting the feelings of dogs