Seven Words in TNG

Geordi. "You kidnapped him!" Gerodi yelled. "Today

 

is a good day to die, scalawag!!!"

 

"No, Worf, today is Monday. We don't

 

have time for this crap! We have

 

to find the jade monkey, before the

 

Captain realizes that he is missing from

 

his secret stash of funky archeological artifacts.

 

" Worf mulled over this for a minute

 

, he really just wanted to smash things

 

, but thought to himself "Perhaps today is

 

A GOOD DAY TO DIE!!!" So, Wesley

 

grabbed a phaser, set it to stun, and

 

shot Worf, stunning him. "I... did it!"

 

he nervously muttered. "I...I think I

 

stunned a Klingon in cold blood!"

"Wes,

 

that might be the first good thing

 

you have done since you created those

 

nanites that pooped cotton candy! I want

 

to be around when Worf wakes up."

 

Wesley was left in charge of Worf's