Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

now. I loaned my copy

 

of Debbie Does Dallas to

 

Commander T'Pol for her interspecies

 

sexuality studies but she forgot

 

to return it after she

 

loaned it to Commander Tucker.”

 

You mean "Tucker the F-

 

er? Yeah, that's the one!"

 

Phlox made a creepy grin.

 

Archer could never get used

 

to Phlox's renown cunning linguist

 

cousin, a man so depraved

 

he licked his own eyebrows

 

with a tongue so long

 

people were beating a path

 

to see it in action.

 

"Shoot, that's nothin'," Trip sneered,

 

"Look at this, lads!!" He

 

unzipped his coveralls and reached

 

into them to pull out