Seven Words in TNG

Soft-Boiled Fetal Duck, Jellied Moose Nose, and

 

some really nasty stuff.

The boat people

 

stole another shuttlecraft. Worf was so peeved,

 

that he chewed on the wood panelling

 

of the TV studio sets until the

 

Paramount security guards hauled him off.

"Dammit, now

 

I've got to call his Mom again,"

 

Riker grumbled.

"Ask her for her recipe

 

and then give her a hickey. She

 

especially likes the hickey placement to be

 

near her left rib. So, if you

 

look under her pendulate protuberance of flesh,

 

and see a Star of David tattoo

 

and a sign saying "hickey me here!"

 

"There will be no tom foolery here!"

 

"I beg your pardon" roared Tom Foolery.

 

opps

 

"Mr. Worf, remove this...dammit! Why'd he

 

be allowed on this ship is really

 

, like, a big deal and stuff, but