How is Janeway sexy?

I have yet to see Scott Pilgrim.

I'm not sure I really want to, actually.

Also, pattern enhancers. (We went far too long without a mention.)

Anyone else think we need a "Last time, on How is Janeway sexy?..."-type recap?

 

I think we just might. In the past 24 hours there have been five new pages, roughly.

And Scott Pilgrim, I hated. It wasn't very funny. At all.

EDIT: Make that 11 pages

 

I hadn't realized Kate was doing something for DA2. BioWare is one of my favorite game developers. I totally support this.

Reminds me of Michael Dorn's character in another BioWare game, Mass Effect 2. He's a member of a proud warrior race (...lol...) and a real bastard at that. It's quite fun hearing him drone on such as he does, but keeping that very Worf-like voice about him.

 

Janeway/Mulgrew is about as sexy as the butt of a burnt out cigarette.

 

Must have been one euphoric cigarette.

 

I nearly vomitted when I heard her voice in Dragon Age tonight...

 

Must have been some eu... phoric... vomit... or something.

 

I find absolutely nothing appealing about the... "woman"

 

I know, I know. I felt an obligation to start straw-grasping, though.

 

Then why are you on a thread that has been obviously been abandoned by people who do not find Janeway sexy? Just curious . . .

 

Haha, it's cool. I was egging you

 

What about, "Please, Captain, NOT in front of the Klingons."

ETA: Can you imagine Chakotay saying that to Janeway?

"Please, Captain, NOT in front of the Hirogen."

 

I don't even remember that.

Star Trek: V and I are pushed so far back in my mind I don't even remember things when they're said to me. Uhura's fan dance for example.

The only reason I remember the God/starship line is because it is a clip on Star Trek SceneIt

 

The klingon ship, has just saved Kirk from the God Planet. They beam Kirk aboard and the gunner's seat slowly spins around to show who his savior really is... Kirk comes up and tries to hug him, hence the line as Spock "warns him off".



[Bird-of-Prey in space] SPOCK (OC): Klingon Commander. Someone wishes to speak with you.
(on the planet Kirk climbs to the highest peak while the malevolent being threatens him. Suddenly there is a burst of firing, from the Bird-of-Prey)
[Sha Ka Ree summit]
KIRK: So it's me you want, you Klingon bastards. ...What are you waiting for?
(Kirk disappears in a Klingon transporter beam)
[Bird-of-Prey transporter room] (two Klingons take Kirk to the bridge)
KORRD: Release him! ...Kirk, my junior officer has something he wants to say to you.
KLAA: I ...apologise. ...The attack upon your vessel was not authorised my government.
KORRD: Now may I present our new gunner?
KIRK: Spock!
SPOCK: Welcome aboard, Captain.
KIRK: I ...thought I was going to die.
SPOCK: Not possible. You were never alone. ...Please, Captain. Not in front of the Klingons.

 

I remember now . . . I can't believe I forgot that scene

 

I am seriously considering obtaining the Dragon Age games now. I knew she was in them and had heard good things about it, but hearing that voice come out of that body . . . plus, hey, dragons.

 

I'm told that people ask how Janeway is sexy. I thought I'd run through, post this:



Then point out the woman is sex walking.

 

ADMIRAL HAWTHORNE!

This thread has been missing your presence.

 

My apologies. Real life snuck up on me.

But, really, how can you not find her attractive? He voice is sultry. She swings her hips in a wonderful fashion when she walks. She is self assured. She's very intelligent. Her hands are... mmm... yes, lovely. She's strong but caring. She's tenacious. She's not self centered. She tries to do the right thing. She looks fabu in red.

I mean, come on... just look at her (again):

 

ADM_HAWTHORNE!