TOS five word thingy!!!

Commit Shipboard Mutiny' rankings. The

 

committee that decided the winner

 

had been hand-picked by

 

the cadets themselves. They figured

 

they could stack the deck

 

In their favor by dressing

 

up a few of the

 

targs they found like them.

 

It would be confusing and

 

help with Klingon relations resulting

 

in some of the most

 

elaborate swimsuit competing ever.

"Wait,

 

is this the largest and

 

cutest targ we could find?

 

Because I thought we had

 

cuter ones earlier."

"Targs tend

 

to be less than adorable

 

from certain angles. It causes

 

the average targ to make

 

it's prey scared and appreciative